Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread

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Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 14, 2014 20:29:05 GMT NavyDad, Ahrean (The Goddess), and 1 more like this

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Post by ROOM 237 on Jan 14, 2014 20:29:05 GMT

Ass-kicker received a zombie joke book from her cool aunt last month and wants to share the jokes with you all--isn't that lovely?

I will post one joke a day and you folks see if you can guess it.

The following day I will post the answer to the previous day's joke -- then post a new one.

Any members that guess the joke correctly get to spend the weekend with Violet the Pig, Mr. N or Mr. Fixob (your choice-a no lose situation really when you think about it).

OK- first joke:

When do zombies leave the dinner table? Emoticon_surprised

Last Edit: Jan 15, 2014 20:43:53 GMT by ROOM 237

NavyDad Content Manager Man can be destroyed but never defeated. -- Ernest Hemingway Posts: 582	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 14, 2014 23:16:38 GMT ROOM 237 and Dainty D. like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NavyDad on Jan 14, 2014 23:16:38 GMT LOL! Let Asskicker know I ove this idea! guess: After they've bit the hand that fed them?

ROOM 237 Site Hershel Posts: 1,064	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 14, 2014 23:18:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ROOM 237 on Jan 14, 2014 23:18:47 GMT Good guess--but nope Keep trying!

NavyDad Content Manager Man can be destroyed but never defeated. -- Ernest Hemingway Posts: 582	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 15, 2014 3:50:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NavyDad on Jan 15, 2014 3:50:11 GMT After they've been given the cold shoulder?

ROOM 237 Site Hershel Posts: 1,064	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 15, 2014 4:26:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ROOM 237 on Jan 15, 2014 4:26:18 GMT Nope-- you were on the right track the first time.

Ahrean (The Goddess) VIP Survivor I feel free now Posts: 215	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 15, 2014 12:23:42 GMT ROOM 237 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ahrean (The Goddess) on Jan 15, 2014 12:23:42 GMT I have no clue but GO ASS KICKER!!!
	No pictures allowed?

ROOM 237 Site Hershel Posts: 1,064	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 15, 2014 20:37:20 GMT NavyDad and MrNonsensical like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ROOM 237 on Jan 15, 2014 20:37:20 GMT Ok that was a tough one (Navydad actually gave the answer to ANOTHER joke from the book in fact) the answer to yesterday's joke was- After everyone's eaten.
	Last Edit: Jan 15, 2014 23:33:00 GMT by ROOM 237

ROOM 237 Site Hershel Posts: 1,064	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 15, 2014 20:41:29 GMT NavyDad likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ROOM 237 on Jan 15, 2014 20:41:29 GMT OK new joke for today: How are zombies like computers?

NavyDad Content Manager Man can be destroyed but never defeated. -- Ernest Hemingway Posts: 582	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 15, 2014 23:38:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NavyDad on Jan 15, 2014 23:38:34 GMT They are full of kill-o-bites...

ROOM 237 Site Hershel Posts: 1,064	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 16, 2014 0:01:16 GMT ROOM 237 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ROOM 237 on Jan 16, 2014 0:01:16 GMT Jan 15, 2014 23:38:34 GMT NavyDad said: They are full of kill-o-bites... OH WOW! Almost-- just change ONE word and you have it!

ROOM 237 Site Hershel Posts: 1,064	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 16, 2014 0:02:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ROOM 237 on Jan 16, 2014 0:02:23 GMT hint its the one that begins with 'K'

NavyDad Content Manager Man can be destroyed but never defeated. -- Ernest Hemingway Posts: 582	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 16, 2014 0:23:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NavyDad on Jan 16, 2014 0:23:58 GMT They are full of bites?

ROOM 237 Site Hershel Posts: 1,064	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 16, 2014 1:26:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ROOM 237 on Jan 16, 2014 1:26:46 GMT Jan 16, 2014 0:23:58 GMT NavyDad said: They are full of bites? more similar to kilo bites-think units you are close enough to have earned half the weekend with whoever-- but think units-just NOT kilo
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NavyDad Content Manager Man can be destroyed but never defeated. -- Ernest Hemingway Posts: 582	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 16, 2014 4:31:34 GMT ROOM 237 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NavyDad on Jan 16, 2014 4:31:34 GMT The only other thing I can think of is they both have megabites.