Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread

NavyDad Content Manager Man can be destroyed but never defeated. -- Ernest Hemingway Posts: 582	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 17, 2014 4:13:53 GMT ROOM 237 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NavyDad on Jan 17, 2014 4:13:53 GMT Tell Ass-kicker, great minds think alike! I think kilobites is funnier. Tell her we should do our own zombie jokebook! answer: gravestones

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Tell Ass-kicker, great minds think alike! I think kilobites is funnier. Tell her we should do our own zombie jokebook!

answer: gravestones

that's close enough (its actually tombstones)

OK new joke:
Why are zombie parties so dull?

Last Edit: Jan 17, 2014 20:38:38 GMT by ROOM 237

NavyDad Content Manager Man can be destroyed but never defeated. -- Ernest Hemingway Posts: 582	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 17, 2014 21:55:06 GMT ROOM 237 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NavyDad on Jan 17, 2014 21:55:06 GMT Because no one is the life of the party.

ROOM 237 Site Hershel Posts: 1,064	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 19, 2014 19:35:13 GMT NavyDad likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ROOM 237 on Jan 19, 2014 19:35:13 GMT CORRECT! Today's new joke: What's the hardest thing to sell a zombie?

NavyDad Content Manager Man can be destroyed but never defeated. -- Ernest Hemingway Posts: 582	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 19, 2014 21:06:01 GMT ROOM 237 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NavyDad on Jan 19, 2014 21:06:01 GMT Life insurance?

ROOM 237 Site Hershel Posts: 1,064	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 20, 2014 22:10:02 GMT NavyDad likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ROOM 237 on Jan 20, 2014 22:10:02 GMT That's correct you are on a dead roll Navydad? OK today's zombie joke: Why did the zombie eat the tightrope walker?
	Last Edit: Jan 20, 2014 22:10:18 GMT by ROOM 237

NavyDad Content Manager Man can be destroyed but never defeated. -- Ernest Hemingway Posts: 582	Ass-kicker's Zombie Joke of the Day Thread Jan 21, 2014 1:59:38 GMT ROOM 237 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NavyDad on Jan 21, 2014 1:59:38 GMT Because the zombie likes to eat a balanced meal.